You Might Be A Runner If...

1 You know a singlet is not a small single person.

2 You are on this website.

3 You call all other sports cross-training.

4 You can convert kilometers to miles in your head.

5 You drive 100 miles to a 5K race.

6 You know how to spell "orthotics" correctly.

7 After finishing a 10K race, you fill out the time card, grab a banana and run the course again.

8 You know that lactate threshold isnt the amount of breast milk your wife can pump out in a 24 hour span.

9 You are no longer asked "What are you doing this weekend?".

10 You know more about stress fractures than most physicians.

11 You look forward to birthdays when your age changes to a number ending with a 0 or 5.

12 Your running shoes outnumber your other footwear.

13 You use your bib numbers to wallpaper your garage.

14 You are no longer asked for advice on matters requring sound judgement.

15 Your nightmare used to be about being naked in public, now it’s about missing the morning bus to the start line.

16 You know a marathon is 26.2 miles.

17 You always check the "no t-shirt" option.

18 When someone asks your age, you reply with a 5 year age range.

19 You log your mileage.

20 Your bumper sticker says "26.2".

21 You're a "few" pounds overweight and so you rationalize "I'll have to add a few miles to my weekly mileage".

22 People ask you every Monday how you did in your race.

23 You know the location of every public drinking fountain within 20 miles of your home.

24 You know who Hal Higdon is.

25 You can say fartlek without giggling.